Tuesday, March 11, 2008

seven deadly sins 2.0

the web is not the only thing seeing a 2.0 release these days. the vatican has just released a modernized (2.0 release) version of the "seven deadly sins."

polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia & causing social injustice join the original seven deadly sins defined by pope gregory the great in the sixth century: pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, wrath & sloth.

how do i interpret this 2.0 release of the seven deadly sins?

polluting - buying anything from walmart or a drive thru window
genetic engineering - eating vegetables from a can
obscene riches - riding the veloway on race wheels
taking drugs - consuming anything advertised as a "100 calorie snack"
abortion - ok, nothing to joke about
pedophilia - getting married before turning 30
causing social injustice - second hand smoke

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